1. Manti Te’o has been on the MTV payroll this whole time. They’re shoveling this dude money to promote that show.
2. Why hasn’t anyone asked tough questions about Te’o’s grandma? What if, it turns out that Te’o ALSO had an online grandma? Sending him sweaters for his birthday, mailing him cookies periodically, for YEARS. And Te’o thought that she died of old age shortly before the end of the season. But it turned out Te’o’s internet grandma was actually a 54-year-old man named Steve Willard from Des Moines, IA. Hey. Think about it.